Amusement From Above

I’ve enough issues and problems. I don’t need to add yours onto mine.

You call me 7:30am this morning. Problems. They mailed it, but it didn’t work.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DIDN’T WORK?

¿Puede usted ayudarme, por favor?

How does FedEx NOT work? Were you not home when a delivery attempt was made? Did you give them the wrong bloody address and it went elsewhere? Is it being held at the local FedEx office? Explain to me, what you mean when you say “It didn’t work”.

Oooh, there is not FedEx Tracking number for overnight delivery? What sort of crack are you smoking. Of course there is a tracking number.

In the end, I had to tell this person to call the MDH and tell them, it was ok to speak to me because OBVIOUSLY I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SORT THIS OUT.

It’s now sorted. But I’m pissed.

Oh and by the way MY NAME IS REBECCA. Me llamo REBECCA.